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Parking Shaming 6: Worst parking job of the week

Will Cohen and Daria London • Feb 5, 2020
Photo courtesy of Nicholas Rakis
A Ferrari? A Lambo? Guess we’ll never know what type of de-badged car this is or who is responsible for this stunning parking job.

Welcome to parking shaming! Our goal is to highlight the worst of the worst in the WJ student lot. We believe the student community deserves fair warning before venturing into the lot every morning. If you find your embarrassing parking job featured, prepare for the shame that will ensue. You might want to break out the traffic cones and practice a bit. If you believe there were extenuating circumstances that led to your parking failure, feel free to contact The Pitch Gmail: [email protected] or on Instagram: @humansofwj

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