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Parking Shaming: worst parking job of the week 5

Will Cohen and Daria London • Dec 11, 2019
Photo by Will Cohen
We all know that cube cars are attractive, but did you really have to get that close?

Welcome to parking shaming! Our goal is to highlight the worst of the worst in the WJ student lot. We believe the student community deserves fair warning before venturing into the lot every morning. If you find your embarrassing parking job featured, prepare for the shame that will ensue. You might want to break out the traffic cones and practice a bit. If you believe there were extenuating circumstances that led to your parking failure, feel free to contact The Pitch Gmail: [email protected] or on Instagram: @humansofwj

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Will Cohen is an online editor-in-chief in his second year with The Pitch. Will loves to cover online content with The Pitch, especially news and sports. Outside of school, he enjoys being with friends and family, plus playing basketball and baseball.
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