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Photo Gallery: ASL takes field trip to Gallaudet
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Day in the life of a student-athlete
ESOL hosts pumpkin carving event
ESOL hosts pumpkin carving event
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Parking shaming week 2: worst parking job of the week

Will Cohen and Daria London • Nov 3, 2019

 

 

  • When juniors complain about not being allowed in the lot, show them this atrocity! Many students will agree that Davis is the place for this shameful parking.

    Photo by Danis Cammett
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  • When juniors complain about not being allowed in the lot, show them this atrocity! Many students will agree that Davis is the place for this shameful parking.

    Photo by Danis Cammett
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Welcome to parking shaming! Our goal is to highlight the worst of the worst in the WJ student lot. We believe the student community deserves fair warning before venturing into the lot every morning. If you find your embarrassing parking job featured, prepare for the shame that will ensue. You might want to break out the traffic cones and practice a bit. If you believe there were extenuating circumstances that led to your parking failure, feel free to contact The Pitch Gmail: [email protected] or on Instagram: @humansofwj

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