New Jersey reality TV shows brings us joy, laughter and endless hours of entertainment. By far the funniest shows are “Jersey Shore” and “Real Housewives of New Jersey” with their one-liners and interesting outlook on life. With that, I present to you a little taste of the phenomenon: the Top 10 Quotes from “Jersey Shore” and “Real Housewives of New Jersey”. I hope you enjoy them and to those who hate on the Garden State, I personally invite you to hop onto to the Jersey bandwagon.

1. “I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.” — Snookie, “Jersey Shore”
2. “My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’, my dude. One-hundred-fifty miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn’t move. What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?” — Pauly D. , “Jersey Shore”
3. “This is the like the Guido version of ‘The Amazing Race.’” –Vinny, “Jersey Shore.” Said when Vinny and Mike “The Situation” had to trek across Miami to get their car after it was towed.
4. “Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? I don’t think so.” — Teresa Giudice, “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” A comment Teresa made when discussing why she wouldn’t get a tattoo.
5. “Who AAA call when AAA get stuck?” — Mike “The Situation,” “Jersey Shore”
6. “The crown jewels? Who do you think I am, Arabic or something? … Well, isn’t that the crown jewels? I don’t know. Or wait, is that Indian?” — Teresa Giudice, “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” A question posed by Teresa when saying she wanted her husband Joe to give her jewelry for their 10th anniversary.
7. “The only thing I regret about that night was pushing Kim G. because she is an older woman and I do respect the elderly.” — Teresa Giudice , “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
8. “I could get hit by a bus tomorow and be wishing I ate that freakin’ cheesecake” — Caroline Manzo, “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Caroline made this remark while expressing her beliefs on dieting.
9. “After I flipped the table, you knew I was pissed, but I was like, ‘Let me make things better.’ I was like, ‘you know me, I’m like the sweetest person, I’m the nicest person.’ And I am the nicest person.” – Teresa Guidice,  “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
10. “I just don’t appreciate anyone talking about my private life in public.” –Danielle Staub, “Real Housewives of New Jersey”